'It's not my fault I always look so miserable... it's just the way my face is,' claims Posh

Victoria Beckham has long been criticised for her permanently glum expression, but she insists nature, rather than a cranky disposition, is to blame.
The 34-year-old, who has plenty to smile about - handsome husband, healthy children and millions in the bank - says her stern appearance simply comes down to the the structure of her face.
She told Fiona Phillips on GMTV today: "When I see pictures I do sometimes think 'You miserable cow!' But I think it's just the way my face falls. If people like the way I look then great, and if they don't then fine."
Posh is happy on the inside, she insists, declaring that she "loves" her new life in the US.
"You know it's a great place to bring up children. It's great for me and my career. You know, David – it's tough the football because it's completely different - but he went there for a reason, he's trying to change the face of soccer in America."
Of the recent Spice Girls reunion, she says: "I loved the whole social thing about being back with the girls, it was so much fun.
"And I loved the kids watching me going 'Wow this is what mummy used to do!' rather than just moaning at them to do their homework and brush their teeth."
But the star has promised to give up her music career once and for all, declaring: "I'm not going to sing anymore – I've hung my microphone up."
Posh, who has left her family in Los Angeles for her promotional visit to London for her dVb denim range, also addressed her friendship with Hollywood heavyweights Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
She said: "Do you know we go to lots of different things together and they're great and really normal. And people don't want to hear that, people want to hear that people are weird."