Mel B's - Coming a Hulk

IF you had never heard of THE SPICE GIRLS you’d be forgiven for thinking MEL B was a top athlete - maybe a javelin thrower or a 100m runner.

SCARY SPICE’s body is something else.

I’m not sure if I like it, or if I’m scared.

Training for the stage show she is in at Planet Hollywood, Vegas, is paying dividends by the look of these poolside shots.

It’s funny. She has an Olympic athlete’s body and the voice of Yorkshireman who smokes 20 Woodbines a day.

Hearing her speak is as disappointing as the first time I heard DALEY THOMPSON talking - I wanted him to sound like ISAAC HAYES, he was more DAVID BECKHAM.